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Friends.kp 

A North Korean website which will probably get your phone hacked if you go on it
Don’t go on friends.kp
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friendspace 

Your immediate close friend circle around you. Equivalent to personal space but comprising your social circle and close friends instead of physical space around you.
Raj broke up with Rani months ago, but still hangs out with her friends. He's cool with infringing her friendspace, but she's irritated
friendspace by AxonL November 24, 2018

Friendspan 

The period of time of which someone maintains a friendship.
"Be careful, she is known to have a really short friendspan"

"It was a decently long friendspan, but I wish we continued to stay friends!"
Friendspan by Fantsee February 26, 2013

Friendsipedia 

Refering to the fact that the long running sitcom Friends contains all the situations that you might come across in modern life.
Man, my life sucks right now with everything that's going on in it!

Nevermind Dude, have you checked the friendsipedia to see how it worked out for them?
Friendsipedia by bodei June 1, 2009

Friendspention

The act of suspending all communications with a (former) friend.

Heavily weighted to electronic blocking and spam filtering, such as Blocking a user on Facebook, and adding their emails to the Spam folder in Gmail. It is possible to even artificailly "Bounce" emails from the friendspentioned party, as well as adding their phone number to the block list in a celphone or Google Voice.
Frank: "Man, Aimee was such a jealous bitch because of the way I spoke to my Denny's waitress I had to put her ass on permanent friendspention."

Chris: "So you're done with her totally?"

Frank: "I did say permanent friendspention!"
Friendspention by The pr0n September 17, 2011

friendsip 

When two or more people get together to drink; a drinking party; any type of beverage is included: coffee, tea, soda, alcohol.
Christin and I met at the coffee shop for a friendsip.

We have a friendsip every Friday after work at the pub.
friendsip by Twisted Swisher March 2, 2020

friendsplaining 

like mansplaining, but with your own friends...
one of your own friends explains something to you in an overly simplified and condescending way, even though you can definitely figure things out yourself.....
"I'm so tired of Samantha! She keeps friendsplaining this whole topic to me, as if I know nothing, even though I asked one specific question that wasn't about the basics!
friendsplaining by kipjeremy June 7, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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