frenditute

Someone you have to pay to be your friend.

Bob pays for lunch whenever we go out. I am such a frenditute.

by Jer Mac December 2, 2010

frienditute

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.

Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.

by Fruitbat December 2, 2010

frienditute

-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person's social networking friend.

-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute

Origin:
Dec 1, 2010, Dilbert by Scott Adams

Creepy Tim can't get any real friends on Facebook, so now he's paying for the services of a frienditute.

by Longbow EOD December 2, 2010

Frienditure

When you've got a friend that's like a piece of furniture.

Rob: yeah man that party was sick

william: I know right to bad Jeff was being a piece of "frienditure" he just watched us the whole night.

by RafeasttheFeastlyFiesta August 16, 2011

frienditude

Frienditude is a measurement of friendship, on a scale of 1-10, with the exception of 0 for people who are not friends at all. This simple ranking system can help create a pecking order amongst nerds.

"You have a definite frienditude of 7, my other friend only has a frienditude of 5..."

by Ophiuchus December 16, 2005

frienditute

Paying someone (not always monetary) to be your friend on a social network just to appear like you have cool and interesting friends.

Shut Up!, were not really friends. I’m just a frienditute for a few days.

by blacksilk December 2, 2010

Frienditute

A desirable person (particularly an attractive female) who gets paid to be someone's friend on Facebook. (From Dilbert Cartoon Dec. 1, 2010)

I'll pay you $500 a month to be my Facebook friend and post on my wall every week. I know that makes you a frienditute, but we won't name it!

by Dilbertfan December 2, 2010