friendhole

A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.

I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.

by Matt Coon August 2, 2007

Friendhole

A friend that you hate and dislike at the same time, not enough to be a frenemy.

Every 3 months you switch from being best friends to enemies

March: Kaleb's a friendhole
June: I wanna kiss Kaleb on the mouth but he's the type of person to agree and take Rucka Rucka Ali seriously

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

Friendzone Predator

Someone who pretends to be your friend in the hopes that they can eventually manipulate your friendly attachment to them into a romantic relationship

"Bob keeps pretending to be friends with girls, then passive-aggressively trying to guilt them into dating him because he's such a Nice Guy. He's a real friendzone predator."

by Mai Ainsel June 28, 2020

friend hole

The figurative hole occupied by those whose romantic feelings are reciprocated only by friendship.
Residence of the friend hole is most often due to the desired individual already having a boyfriend/girlfriend

Cam wanted to get there with Mackenzie but she already had a boyfriend so he ended up in the friend hole. (again)

by Awkward Moments October 24, 2010

Friendzone

A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. It is impossible to get over someone while in the friendzone, because, as friends, you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.

Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I want to just be friends.
Person 1 is now in the friendzone.

by EmiLogic February 28, 2017

Ser Friendzone

1) A man who goes above and beyond attempting to win the affection of someone they are attracted to but gets but in the friendzone anyway. Ser Friendzone is usually less self aware than the fabled White Kinght.
2) Ser Jorah Mormont from George RR Martin's Game of Thrones book series.

Mike really needs to give it up with Holly, he's moving close to being Ser Friendzone.

by Ser Rees McKelvey June 2, 2015

Friendhoe

A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.

Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.

by thisbitchho March 2, 2019