friend-hole

1.)A word describing a person in which a larger prison inmate would call his own.
2.)Any of huffman's boyfriends

1.)Hey holmes, back up, he's MY friend-hole!
2.)I am in love, he is a wonderful friend-hole.

friend-hole by dude October 26, 2003

friend hole 

The figurative hole occupied by those whose romantic feelings are reciprocated only by friendship.
Residence of the friend hole is most often due to the desired individual already having a boyfriend/girlfriend

Cam wanted to get there with Mackenzie but she already had a boyfriend so he ended up in the friend hole. (again)

friend hole by Awkward Moments October 24, 2010

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

Ear Hole Friend by I Animate June 18, 2021

Friendhoe 

A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.

Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.

Friendhoe by thisbitchho March 2, 2019

friendhole 

A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.

I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.

friendhole by Matt Coon August 2, 2007

Friendhoe 

Has a reverse harem with almost every guy ever.

Jess is a friendhoe, she is always with them boys.

Friendhoe by D1337tion October 15, 2017

Friendhole 

A friend that you hate and dislike at the same time, not enough to be a frenemy.

Every 3 months you switch from being best friends to enemies

March: Kaleb's a friendhole
June: I wanna kiss Kaleb on the mouth but he's the type of person to agree and take Rucka Rucka Ali seriously

Friendhole by subway572572 October 28, 2023