22 definitions by subway572572

homework

What you should be doing right now

Do your homework boy before I hit you

by subway572572 October 6, 2023

christopher miko

the author of the holy bible for minecrafters, the god of minecraft, the best science teacher

dave: hey man did you write sumn?
christopher miko: hey i did it was The Holy Bible for Minecrafters
dave: damn bruh fr fr no cap bussin bussin
christopher miko: what

by subway572572 February 13, 2023

Urban ratio

Thought you couldn't get ratio'd on urban dictionary? You're wrong. This is when you have more dislikes than likes on your definition. Sad.

Now that this definition has been made, it will most likely be urban ratio'd

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

April 20

Craziest fucking day ever
Hitler was born
Columbine
Avicii died
Benny Hill died
420 day
Radium discovered

Man 1: I truly love the day April 20
April 20 man:
Man: He's right behind me, isn't he..

by subway572572 October 6, 2023

409

Thing that goes in your coffeemaker

409 in your coffeemaker

by subway572572 September 29, 2023

a man of culture

A porn addict.

Weeb 1: That loli is so hot i clummed
Weeb 2: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

by subway572572 October 7, 2023

Cuss Cut

When someone cuts their cuss word off mid word.

Sometimes funny in voice, never funny in text.

VOICE 1
SHOW: (hung body) What the fu-
Person: That was quite humorous. 10/10 cuss cut.
VOICE 2
Person 1: Hey man, look. Me when I see TF2 soldier running towards me; boi wat da fu-
Person 2: Never talk again.
TEXT
happy102: me when i see the skibidi toilet; what the fu-!?
operivy8789: no one thinks you're funny

by subway572572 October 9, 2023