subway572572's definitions

The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.

1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me

by subway572572 December 3, 2023

Friendhole

A friend that you hate and dislike at the same time, not enough to be a frenemy.

Every 3 months you switch from being best friends to enemies

March: Kaleb's a friendhole
June: I wanna kiss Kaleb on the mouth but he's the type of person to agree and take Rucka Rucka Ali seriously

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

a man of culture

A porn addict.

Weeb 1: That loli is so hot i clummed
Weeb 2: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

by subway572572 October 6, 2023

Cuss Cut

When someone cuts their cuss word off mid word.

Sometimes funny in voice, never funny in text.

VOICE 1
SHOW: (hung body) What the fu-
Person: That was quite humorous. 10/10 cuss cut.
VOICE 2
Person 1: Hey man, look. Me when I see TF2 soldier running towards me; boi wat da fu-
Person 2: Never talk again.
TEXT
happy102: me when i see the skibidi toilet; what the fu-!?
operivy8789: no one thinks you're funny

by subway572572 October 8, 2023

homework

What you should be doing right now

Do your homework boy before I hit you

by subway572572 October 5, 2023

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Horrifying unicode symbol
Master of disguise

Not well…
Not well...
Slight difference

by subway572572 October 8, 2023

real definition

noun

the act of defining, or of making something definite, distinct, or clear

the formal statement of the meaning or significance of a word, phrase, idiom, etc., as found in dictionaries. An online dictionary resource, such as Dictionary.com, can give users direct, immediate access to the definitions of a term, allowing them to compare definitions from various dictionaries and stay up to date with an ever-expanding vocabulary.

April 1st should have real definitions

by subway572572 October 28, 2023