subway572572's definitions

Warrant Walk-In douchebag

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.

“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”

by subway572572 June 12, 2023

christopher miko

the author of the holy bible for minecrafters, the god of minecraft, the best science teacher

dave: hey man did you write sumn?
christopher miko: hey i did it was The Holy Bible for Minecrafters
dave: damn bruh fr fr no cap bussin bussin
christopher miko: what

by subway572572 February 13, 2023

ayo

A strange word that Gen Z white boys who blast rap music say.

Hey bro, I just went to Sussex.
Whiteboy: AYO bro that's mega sus. for real, no cap.

by subway572572 February 14, 2023

Matrix and Cat Gifs

Something that Urban Dictionary loves.

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU
(Matrix and Cat Gifs)

by subway572572 October 8, 2023

Cuss Cut

When someone cuts their cuss word off mid word.

Sometimes funny in voice, never funny in text.

VOICE 1
SHOW: (hung body) What the fu-
Person: That was quite humorous. 10/10 cuss cut.
VOICE 2
Person 1: Hey man, look. Me when I see TF2 soldier running towards me; boi wat da fu-
Person 2: Never talk again.
TEXT
happy102: me when i see the skibidi toilet; what the fu-!?
operivy8789: no one thinks you're funny

by subway572572 October 8, 2023

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Horrifying unicode symbol
Master of disguise

Not well…
Not well...
Slight difference

by subway572572 October 8, 2023

Boyz N The Good

When a group of people claim to be a gang, or in the hood, but they live in a nice place with a middle or higher class life.

Boyz N The Good: aye cuh yuh guh suh buh chuhs gang fr
Mom: Honey, get your cookies, fresh out the oven!

by subway572572 October 28, 2023