Friendle

A person who you exchange your daily Wordle results with

Oh wow, I can't believe my friendle got today's word in only two rows

by FenderBlender2 February 10, 2022

Friendle

The act of fondling a friend

Yo bro, what'd you and her get up to last night?

Aw just had a friendle, no strings, it's all good

by The Friendler September 3, 2010

Friendle

Pen

Hey may I borrow your friendle?

by anonymous September 7, 2020

friendle

your best friend. duhh.

heyy there friendlee. wanna go jump off a fucking cliff.?
sure why not?

by jack the mother fucking ripper December 24, 2009

friendly compass

A big, spicy boner.

Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!

See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.

by stallioon September 27, 2012

Friendly Derby

The Friendly Derby is a football match between rival Merceyside clubs, Everton FC and Liverpool FC. Sometimes referred to as the Merceyside Derby or in Liverpool simply as the Derby. Unlike people from London or Manchester, Scousers respect each other regardless of football club and get along well together. Sections for each club will exist at these matches, but there is a good deal of intermingling. This could not happen at other derbies. As long as both clubs are in the English Premier League, there are two friendly derbies a year, the first at Goodison Park, and the second at Anfield.

Ideally, there are six Friendly Derbies in a year, one at Goodison Park, one at Anfield, three at Wembley (League Cup Final, FA Cup Final, Community Shield), and one at a neutral location (Champions League Final).

We're all scousers at the friendly derby. Let's have a drink together.

The friendly atmosphere between supporters rarely extends onto the pitch at the Friendly Derby. Since the inception of the Premier League, it has seen more red cards than any other game.

The FA is stupid to separate scousers at the friendly derby. Unless they are concerned we'll all riot together against their anti-Liverpudlian bigotry.

by Stargoat October 2, 2012

Friendly Vagina

A term that loose women use to deny their friskiness. The term ''Whore" is deemed to inflammatory for their liking causing them to try and justify the slut level achieved.

Buster - "You sleep with everything. You're a whore."

Dessie - "No, I just have a friendly vagina. Not a whore."

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 April 24, 2015