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Friend A 

A good friend who is merely in love, but decides to help you with your love anyways. They're usually sweet and kind, but discreet. They're just forging a friend relationship with you to keep tabs in a non-stalker way.
Friend 1: What the fuck. What is that girl doing?
Friend 2: She loves him but she's helping him out to go out with Becky
Friend 1: //scoff// gosh, she's such a friend A
Friend A by doodlebahoodle July 2, 2017
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Friend A 

A person who is thought of as more of a stand in or a temporary solution then someone who they meant to be hanging out with but is very reliable.
Well since Jhon isn't here the job goes to Friend a
Friend A by Hesson June 22, 2016

Friend-a-fit 

It means having "friends with benefits" such as you can have sex, kiss, hold hands, cuddle and do things that couples do in relationships but you have no emotional attachments. You don't have to care about their feelings being hurt when you are with another person.
Ty: Damn, Tyler and Lianna look like they are together by always holding hands and having sex
Tony: NO, they are just Friend-a-fits.
Friend-a-fit by Tiffany L. February 28, 2008

Friend a' Gilgamesh 

Colloquial pronunciation of the phrase 'Friend of Gilgamesh', used to discreetly identify a homosexual man. The pejorative term "FAG" is derived from this phrase's acronym, although it is often erroneously believed to be an abbreviated slang form of the word "faggot".
"Aw honey, Jeff ain't interested in datin' no woman like you. Don't you know that boy's a friend a' Gilgamesh?"

adrien she’s just a friend agreste 

Nickname for the one and only Adrien Agreste.
Marinette is the love of his life, but he does not know that bc he’s an oblivious dumbass, so he friend zones her.

“me, go after marinette? no, she’s just a friend!”
“she’s a very good friend”
“she’s just a friend”
adrien she’s just a friend agreste strikes again

National give ur smallest friend a hug day 

Today is national give ur smallest friend a hug day

National give your girl best friend a hoodie day

November 28th is national give your girl best friend a day, girls love getting boys hoodies as let’s be honest they are far better, so why not make a national day for it!
“Happy national give your girl best friend a hoodie day!”

“Does this mean I have to give you one of my hoodies?”
“Yep”
“Brilliant”
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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