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friental
An 18-28 year old female that is available to fuck her guy friends for cash. She’s not an everyday whore because she won’t fuck strangers for money but from time to time will fuck her older, more established guy friends to help pay her bills. She's a friend-rental.
Brittany is a really good friental of mine. She's back with her boyfriend today but last night she swallowed my load like it was her job.
friental by Chalupa-Batman April 27, 2015
Related Words
Frienatal • friendtal • friental • Friendial • Friendalanche • frientance • Fenatalia • Foriental • frental • frienatic
Friendalize
Person 1: hey im going to a chat room to friendalize.
Person 2: you already have a hundred and one friends why need more???
Person 2: you already have a hundred and one friends why need more???
Friendalize by Solito September 20, 2009
Friendalanche
the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event
Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....
Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."
Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."
Friendalanche by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011
frientance
Frientances can have the power of friendship with the benefits of acquaintanceship. Social media plays a key role in frientanceships.
Frientances don't have to have common interests, common values, and the relationship might not be equal. In saying that, a good frientance is committed to your happiness and the frientanceship doesn't take president over the principles and morals of the parties involved. Frientances have a common history that binds them together. They are people who have left a legacy in your life.
The frientance has arisen due to social media. For people who have more than 150 friends on social media, it's impossible to be friends with all of them. Social media allows frientanceships to endure as frientances can follow each other and take part in each other's virtual lives. This virtuality is a key characteristic of frientanceships.
A good frientance treats everyone like a frientance and when the relationship transitions to the virtual space of social media, frientances engage in each other's experiences in a positive manner. You're not entitled to favours by your frientances, but they might be the connection you need for a new job, business opportunity, collaborator etc. Frientanceships can be powerful since they are a stronger form of weak ties and weak ties are great for networking.
Frientanceships are easy going. You can make as many frientances as you can, and some might evolve into friendships, but a good frientance will never turn into a stranger.
Frientances don't have to have common interests, common values, and the relationship might not be equal. In saying that, a good frientance is committed to your happiness and the frientanceship doesn't take president over the principles and morals of the parties involved. Frientances have a common history that binds them together. They are people who have left a legacy in your life.
The frientance has arisen due to social media. For people who have more than 150 friends on social media, it's impossible to be friends with all of them. Social media allows frientanceships to endure as frientances can follow each other and take part in each other's virtual lives. This virtuality is a key characteristic of frientanceships.
A good frientance treats everyone like a frientance and when the relationship transitions to the virtual space of social media, frientances engage in each other's experiences in a positive manner. You're not entitled to favours by your frientances, but they might be the connection you need for a new job, business opportunity, collaborator etc. Frientanceships can be powerful since they are a stronger form of weak ties and weak ties are great for networking.
Frientanceships are easy going. You can make as many frientances as you can, and some might evolve into friendships, but a good frientance will never turn into a stranger.
"How do you know that person?"
"He's a frientance... I helped him with his assignment when his uncle passed away a few years back. He was so nice, he gave me a gift as a sign of his gratitude and he always likes my profile pic updates on Facebook ... I bumped into him the other day and we had a quick chat... good guy!"
"....we had such a good time at that party that we became friented . I later found out that she worked at a really cool place. So I messaged her my resume and that's how I got my internship!!!"
"He's a frientance... I helped him with his assignment when his uncle passed away a few years back. He was so nice, he gave me a gift as a sign of his gratitude and he always likes my profile pic updates on Facebook ... I bumped into him the other day and we had a quick chat... good guy!"
"....we had such a good time at that party that we became friented . I later found out that she worked at a really cool place. So I messaged her my resume and that's how I got my internship!!!"
frientance by Nicky_L June 2, 2017
Frienationshift
Frienationshift by Demattollah February 11, 2015
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