Fretti

Fretti is called to the status when you go drunk and high at the same time. Fretti is a lifestyle. It's called "fretti" because when you are in this status you walk like spaguetti.

Dude, this guy goes so fretti!

Dude, i go fretti

Dude, i would like to go fretti but i don't have money

by spaguetti guy September 30, 2019

fretti

When you go too high and too drunk, you go fretti. It's called fretti because you walk like spaguetti.

Dude, i'd like to go fretti like that man, but i don't have money.

by spaguetti guy October 1, 2019

frotting

Rubbing/holding/masturbating two penises together for sexual pleasure. Usually, both men stand or lie down facing each other so that the undersides of both penises touch along their entire length, allowing one person to masturbate both penises simultaneously.

The warmth of the other penis and the added stimulation from contact along the entire length of the shaft can create increased sensation compared to ordinary mutual masturbation (hand only). A finger inserted between the heads of the two penises will be lubricated by the combined pre-cum and may cause additional stimulation.

Also may be performed by holding together two penises which face opposite directions (side-by-side or one on top of the other), or by lying down in opposite directions .

"I don't like anal because when you pull out it gives you shitdick. I prefer frotting."

"My bro Jake and I give each other HJs sometimes when we're blue balling, but I tried frotting with him last night and came buckets!"

by WhiskeyAndCigarettes November 7, 2012

Cunt-Fetti

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a flake like substance. Normally found on the base of a penis after sexual intercourse or on the surface underneath where the intercouse had taken place.

The sex was great, but the CUNT-FETTI was all over the bed.

by TAC0USMC July 24, 2007

FruttiGang

FruttiGang consists of three people, Dusan, Justina and Harley, who were once a part of choices fandom and many drama full group chats, they somehow managed to stay as a trio after everything that has happened, and they still are to this day, life is a one wonderful thing, isn't it?

The FruttiGang, The Drama Makers.

by the dirty crime boy April 17, 2021

Fratting

As much a state of mind as an action: unambiguously displaying confidence, intelligence, wealth, style and class while maintaining a positive, lackadaisical, attitude. One who truly fratts hard never forgets the value of having a good time or the responsibilities to which he is obligated.

Fratting includes but is not limited to, golfing, drinking, deep sea fishing, boating, sitting in the sun while at a pool or beach and finally denouncing guidos by any and every means necessary.

by RedButtons December 25, 2009

doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017