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Brewin' a fresh pot 

The point in time where you realize that you'll need to take a dump in the next 5 to 10 minutes. About the same amount of time it takes to brew a fresh pot of coffee.
"Hey man, I gotta get going."
"Already?"
"Yeah, I'm brewin' a fresh pot."
Brewin' a fresh pot by MikeBinIL April 17, 2009

Fresh Pots 

Dave Grohl's favorite bevarage. Supposedly a fresh pot of coffee. Though no one except him really does know its true meaning.
Joshua Homme: Dave, you want some coffee?
Dave Grohl:Yeah, make it FRESH POTS!

Doubel frash potion 

Doubel frash potion is the perfect word to put in any sentance, It's sort of a icebreaker when your out of words. whenever your in a crisis you can always just scream Doubel frash potion and depending on what is happening to you it will always counter it.
Oh shit there is a very scary dude in front of me!
Doubel frash potion!

Freshpotted 

When an arrogant & condescending person pulls you aside, puts on a fresh pot of coffee, and either gives you a lecture or asks you for an undeserved personal favor
I thought that Jackson invited me over for lunch, but I ended up getting freshpotted for 2 hours
Freshpotted by Lickmi Hymen January 1, 2019
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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