Someone who acts a lot like the Duchess of York is being overly fergulous.
A totally and completely legit word that the Scrabbledictionary should accept.
"Don't say a word"
(pause)
"Fergulous"
"Shawn, I said no words"
"Oh I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble and it's not a word, now suddenly it is a word, because it's convenient for you"
The feeling of euphoric happiness or sexual pleasure that occurs when a Craig Ferguson fan sees him do or hears him say something very sexy. This feeling is most often felt by cougars and teenaged girls. Something that is prone to give someone Fergasm is said to be Fergasmic.
"OMG, Craig's monologue last night was so hot!"
"I know, I almost had a Fergasm."
"But that part at the end where he opens his shirt and has his legs up on the desk always gives me Fergasm."
When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.
Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."