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French Class 

Sitting there for 30 min while the teacher speaks in a language that you don't understand, until she finally hands out a worksheet that is ridiculously hard because of its lack of clear direction. Its almost asking for the students to use google translate, but the teacher wants you to use "word reference", even though every time I open it it tells me I've won a thousand dollar gift card for fucking Walmart(which is a fucking scam). The only reason anyone really takes french is so they can get that language credit for college. Most of the time I don't know when the tests are or what they are on. That class feels like an eternity, I'd rather just lie in the ground and dry out in the hot sun like a beached whale.
FML bro i have French Class next hour. Frick,

*looks up how to fake a siezure

French Class 

Excusez-moi, je ne suis pas parle-vous français.
French Class by That_0ne_Person January 24, 2016

French Class 

Yay it’s French Class! Time to get some sleep
French Class by Kullackmyass April 30, 2019

French Class 

The time of the day where you lounge in your chair thinking about going home. You never manage to get free time, but when you do it’s the last two minutes of the class. You and your friends sit together at the same table. One Asian kid, a European, at least one American, and a pair of twins. When you forget to do your homework, the teacher never gets after you.
Person 1: Hey, what’s your next class?
Person 2: French class...
French Class by FrenchyBoi January 27, 2019

[french class] 

the worst 60 minutes of your day/life.
just saying, french class made me make animal sounds today. ughh!
[french class] by clairebear12 January 23, 2009

I get it, French class 

Said to someone who's extremly slow at understanding something just as they get it. This mimics the end of 'Honey I shrunk the kids' where it takes one kid the entire film to get a joke.
Dave: a horse walks into a bar, the barman say's why the long face?
Sara: I don't get it...is the horse sad?....er....Oh cos Horses have got long heads.
Dave: Oh I get it, French Class!!