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freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce
"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."
freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

Freezolate 

To freeze to a point that Mr.Bryan says you will die. The only way to unfreezolate yourself is by eating a heaping bowl of STEWED TOMATOES.
Ms.Martin, it is so cold, you are going to freezolate. Hwy won't you hwere a jacket? "Hwen I hwas a itty bitty baby, my mama would rock me in the cradle....."
Freezolate by HoneyBadger2016-2017 February 1, 2017

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.
Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!
Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

Freezing Balls

A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.
When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.
Freezing Balls by oldfellas March 13, 2012

penguins freezing in antartica 

The appropriate response to when someone takes off a jacket, sweater, etc. even though it is really cold either to display how "tough" they are or because they feel no cold. Especially when you are freezing yourself
Debrickashaw: Ahhh its not that cold
'Xebole: Dude its like 20 degrees outside and all i have is this vest
Debrickashaw: Stop being such a wimp <takes off coat>
'Xebole: what the hell, there are penguins freezing in antartica

freezing fucking cold