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freezin' balls 

So cold that your balls freeze off.
It's -20 and I'm freezin' balls.
freezin' balls by Sazmataz December 22, 2005

Freezing Balls

A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.
When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.
Freezing Balls by oldfellas March 13, 2012

Freezing Balls Out

When it is so cold out, it is unbarable.
James: Let's go chill out on your porch for a lil man.

Shawn: Oh hellz no! I got shorts on and its freezing balls out. That's suicide

balls freezing 

Mark: jesus christ its cold
Dean: i know man its balls freezing
balls freezing by JGHS12 April 12, 2009

balls ass freezing 

Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!
balls ass freezing by Emac2040 November 26, 2007

Freezing Ball Sacks 

Freezing Ball Sacks- A way to say that the temperature is at an uncomfortably low degree. A way to let people know your beyond cold, also away of saying some thing is, is going to be, or had been quite more than cold.
1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!

2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!

3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...
Freezing Ball Sacks by Voltronn October 21, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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