Before Planet Vegeta, a saiyan planet, was destroyed, the Galactic Emperor, Freeza took it over, and replaced the universal holiday, Christmas, with a holiday that was completely focused on himself. (Originated from TFS's DBZA series)

Nappa: "Hey Vegeta?"
Vegeta: "What is it, Nappa?"
Nappa: "Happy Freeza Day!"

Freeza Day by SatanReincarnate May 3, 2018

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Alaskan Freezie

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.

1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

Alaskan Freezie by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017

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Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.

Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!

Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

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Italian Chocolate Freezie

The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.

Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.

Italian Chocolate Freezie by heyitsthomas2013 May 18, 2014

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