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freedom-fondle 

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To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
freedom-fondle by TSAUSA November 25, 2010
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Freedom Fondling 

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The TSA's new security measures, including pat-downs and strip searches. Term used by people who support the government no matter their incompetence.
Hold on! You can't criticize the TSA like that! It's not gate rape, it's freedom fondling!
Freedom Fondling by JCEtterus November 23, 2010
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Freedom Fondling 

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Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape
Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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🤡🫵🏻

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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