A proclamation made to would-be challengers, warning that anyone who wants to receive a beatdown - literal or otherwise - merely has to step up. This typically equates to catching a fade, getting washed in some sort of challenge (basketball, freestyling, et al), and generally being embarrassed in grand fashion.

"You really tryin to get these hands, my nigga? I'm givin out free smoke all day, pussy"

"You can't see me on the court, but you can get it too. Free smoke"

Free Smoke by dende07 December 1, 2016

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fedsmoker

Gone but never forgotten

Fedsmoker is someone who lives in our hearts. In unbelievable pain in the ass to people who are just trying to live life, but also the force of chaotic evil that keeps all things balanced.

Fedsmoker: When you’re featherin’ it, brother

How’d you get a job here there, fuck face?

You’re fired, bud

You just lost your life

fedsmoker by anonymous November 14, 2020

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FedSmoker

Infamous Your Moms House (YMH) podcast star and meth head with a retired double agent personality to match.
He has a DIY haircut and dentistry practice and a few names for you.

Fedsmoker himself goes by many names:
Herkster, Herk, SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH, Conald Eugene Petersen and last but not least FilthyChurches.

He may have passed on 9th Feb 2020, or so he wants you to think. He may have gone back undercover to hunt more chomos. If you want more top quality FedSmoker, check out the YMH podcast Reddit. Keep feathering it brother.

The owner of the falcon car wash, Fedsmoker has many famous quotes attributed to him:

"What's up there chomo"

"How'd you get a job here, fuckface"

"you didn't follow proto"

"Touch my camera through the fence, you faggot"

"ta-ta there retard"

FedSmoker by Fez_Bez November 17, 2021

freemoneyhub

The greatest gamer ever. Scammed skyblock's game playerbase using pure skill and then made a trojan website but forgot to hide his whois address

"Dude I just got my account stolen"
"LOL U SUCK GET FREEMONEYHUB'D SHITTER RIPBOZO NICEPBKID SUB20TRAP SMIKE CAT

freemoneyhub by Creative Mind Haver October 6, 2021

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freemogems

free primogems

Please stop giving us mora and chicken, Give us freemogems.

freemogems by Lavenderre July 9, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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