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fedsmoker 

Gone but never forgotten

Fedsmoker is someone who lives in our hearts. In unbelievable pain in the ass to people who are just trying to live life, but also the force of chaotic evil that keeps all things balanced.
Fedsmoker: When you’re featherin’ it, brother

How’d you get a job here there, fuck face?

You’re fired, bud

You just lost your life
fedsmoker by anonymous November 14, 2020
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FedSmoker 

Infamous Your Moms House (YMH) podcast star and meth head with a retired double agent personality to match.
He has a DIY haircut and dentistry practice and a few names for you.

Fedsmoker himself goes by many names:
Herkster, Herk, SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH, Conald Eugene Petersen and last but not least FilthyChurches.

He may have passed on 9th Feb 2020, or so he wants you to think. He may have gone back undercover to hunt more chomos. If you want more top quality FedSmoker, check out the YMH podcast Reddit. Keep feathering it brother.
The owner of the falcon car wash, Fedsmoker has many famous quotes attributed to him:

"What's up there chomo"

"How'd you get a job here, fuckface"

"you didn't follow proto"

"Touch my camera through the fence, you faggot"

"ta-ta there retard"
FedSmoker by Fez_Bez November 17, 2021
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freesmoker 

Term for girls (or in few cases men) that use thier sexuality to smoke weed for the free with no intentions of putting out despite what they say or imply.
Cindy the freesmoker came over to the house and acted like a slut to smoke weed and then left to find more weed to smoke.
freesmoker by Wordswurth May 12, 2011
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