Frecture

a random, unexpected, and slightly-off-topic lecture from a friend who believes you'll be completely transfixed by the subject matter.

"I said the stars looked amazing tonight, and he launched into a 10-minute frecture on stellar fusion."

by Freddy Freshlegs December 17, 2019

Penile Fracture

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

fractured but whole

the second video game based on South Park animation series after stick of truth. in this game kids will be playing superheroes.

person 1: Dude another south park game will be out soon.
person2: what's the name?
person 1: fractured but whole.
person 2: dies of enthusiasm.

by the other Eric Cartman July 29, 2015

double freeture

When you pay for one movie at the cinema but sneak into a second flick once the first one is done.

I went to see Hancock, but then it was over instead of leaving I decided to treat myself to a double freeture and snuck into watch Wall-E.

by Picabo192 August 17, 2008

Flecture

1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.

1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."

2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."

3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"

by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009

penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017

penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017