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Freakward 

A heretical disease which results in the thickness of the skull dramatically increases causing the size of the brain to shrink. Due to the increase density of the head the neck will inevitably extend forward to counter act the immense weight. the stretching of the neck cause the vocal cords to elongate. subsequently causing the voice of the person to become irregular and in most cases he/she becomes incomprehendible.
1) aww man whatta Freakward

2) WHOA SHIT! ITS FREAKWARD!
Freakward by Pea Tear Griffin February 28, 2004
Words you can keep

freakard 

Freakard is gennerally refered to those who are freaky and retarded at the same time. People who have mantality problems and have unusual fetishes are usually referd to as this.
guy 1: hey howz it goin?
guy 2: nuttin much, u?
freakard: hiala look at mi lint culecsion.
guy 1: uhhhhhhh, go away freakard!
freakard: nuaa oooooook.
freakard by moreaphid October 3, 2009

freakadacious 

Another word for cool, made from the Undertale enemy Glyde.
Person 1: Dude, did you see that new Call of Duty?
Person 2: Yeah, it was freakadacious!
freakadacious by aGuy661 February 12, 2023
cross between freak and retard
Like, omg! Meg is such a freaktard!
freaktard by Laura October 1, 2004

frankwardo 

Is the coolest guy ever, very random and intellectual person. Can talk to much but he admits it. Usually a Hispanic male who shouts the words YEEEEEE and BROOOOODDDY
Guy1: hey Yo frankie!!!! Frankwardo: YOON BROOOOODDDY YEEEEE
frankwardo by RoosterC15 August 5, 2014
After friending or receiving a friend request from someone you don't really know on Facebook/Myspace, seeing them multiple times within the next couple of days.
Katherine: oh shit, see that that kid? i've never met him, but he friended me on facebook yesterday and i've passed him four times today!

Julia: hahah thats so frawkward
Frawkward by mynamesnotmyname December 15, 2009

Freaktarded 

There's a cannibal that moved in next door, it's freaktarded.

"What happened to Jenny?"
"I don't know it's freaktarded."
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