Frauctitious 

To be deseperate for something to occur; for a situation to arise.

She was waiting frauctitiously to win the lottery

Frauctitious by Hugo Douglass September 17, 2003

fuctitious 

adj. Of or relating to imagined sexual activity. Typically used to describe the deceitful stories of people who aren't getting enough, but want to give the impression they are.

I kept asking him for relationship advice, until I realised what I'd been told was largely fuctitious.

fuctitious by Curis September 26, 2005

Fruititious 

A generous person at a bar or a party who shares/buys alcohol for another. This alcohol however, must be "fruity" in nature.

To fully understand this definition, we must first define the context of "fruit" being used here. The "fruity alcohol" could be a referrendum to both the taste of that being fruity such as strawberry or even tomato (yes, a tomato is a fucking fruit); or it could also refer to the faginess of such a drink: for example a Pina Colada or a Red Headed Slut, more commonly known as a Ginger Whore.

Please note: in certain shots/drinks like Tequila where one may chase with salt and lime, the buyer could still be considered fruititious in nature as the lime is being used to add a fruit flavor to the alcohol.

Brian: Dude, I'll buy you a virgin strawberry daiquiri if you come people-watch at the pool with me.

Nate: Sounds like a plan, let me go get my lotion and banana hammock. You are very fruititious today.

(Note that in the above example, both the gayness of the ordered drink and fruity contents of the drink were being referred to by the word fruititious.)

Fruititious by Yes, Its B! January 28, 2010

Factitious 

Fake news that seems to be factual; but is actually fictitious.

After this crazy year I have started believing that almost everything is FACTITIOUS.

Factitious by Major Thomas March 9, 2018

Frictitious

When an object is really frictiony

"Damn, the new towel I got is really frictitious!"

Frictitious by ZMS 23 April 5, 2022

factitious 

Of, or relating to made-up "truths", pulled out of your ass and delivered as gospel to the unsuspecting. (Similar to what Cliff Clavin of "Cheers" was famous for.)

"Women who breast-feed at least one child to the age of one year have a 32%statistically higher chance of having breast cancer than those who don't" is a factitious statement.

factitious by Craig Hartley December 3, 2003

frictitiously 

When the movement between two objects is more rough than it should or is expected to be.

1) That disposable razor frictitiously scoured the stubble off my face and left me with 3rd degree razor burn.

2) When we finally got down to action, all the stubble down there made for some frictitous deep dicking, resulting in pussy burn.

frictitiously by Willie G! July 4, 2011