An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.
My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?
by Mr Moose February 15, 2008
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1. When a man forgets to lube
2. When you're playing Golf It and the ball goes too fast on a map because it lacks the frictiony
Bryan the Pirate was playing Golf It and couldn't complete the course because the golf ball lacked the frictiony
by Thomas_SGG June 2, 2018
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