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Fartiquette 

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**
Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.
Fartiquette by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009

fatiquette 

basically a rule. one cannot say "i am fat" in the presence of someone fatter. it's rude.
Example of Violation:
size 6 girl: "i look so fat today"
size 16 girl: "havent you heard of fatiquette"
fatiquette by GabiNayarit November 3, 2011

fattiquette

the act of minimizing your fat jokes/snides/sneers/commentary around your fat friends/coworkers
you have really bad fattiquette, you admitted to being a fattist in front of a fattie
fattiquette by jesuiscoco January 8, 2010
Said of someone who knows how to do something so artistically creative that everyone needs to respect him.
Tout simplement.
-Damn, this dude`s hit that girl with a faiquette move!
-Ah shit!

freetiquette

Etiquette that should be used at free events, such as not going for seconds before others have had firsts or leaving a generous tip.
Freelancer: We should leave $10 in the tip jar before we leave.

Freegan: Why?
Freelancer: We each had our two free drinks, the bar tender is working like crazy with all these people here. It's good freetiquette.