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Captain Fuschetti 

Captain fuschetti is what we all call him or fuckshitty which is his most popular name and is above understandable because this childish racist and self centered fuck is a piece of fucking scum beneath everyones feet but he doesnt like to know that and how everyone thinks about him because he is scared of the real world and can´t take it because he is a fucking pussy and bosses everyone around and even gets mad at people who are doing nothing besides work because he likes to think that he is the fucking boss and can do whatever he because he is the teacher which isn´t fucking right, because he makes kids feel bad about themselves and insecure by calling them fat and shit which is disrespectful, ho ya I forgot to add in that he is a fucking child molester (not really) who likes to look at girls whilst they run and one time made a kid strip his clothes of besides his underware and looked at him for idk maybe a full fucking minute like wtf man heś a kid and your a grown man like grow up and get your testicals to fall out of your stomache pussy lips fuck face cunt.
"Hey have you heard about the captain fuschetti lately" ¨Nah nigga I aint give a fuck about that fuckboY nigga pussy he can go die bruh¨

Mr fuschetti 

An incompetent human being that was the fat kid in pe that never got chosen and did steroids to get bigger but the effects of the steroids made him have a small dick. He now is half a man and has a Shitty pe job and a displeasured and cheats on him and takes it out on his students and loves through his unpleasured sex life and lives thorough it with Avacodos. He
Hi I’m a mr fuschetti kind of person

Franchette 

Franchette always wanted to be free and independent.
Franchette by sheysheyshey June 8, 2021

Frassetti 

Italians with extremely nice ass's that originate from Calabria, Italy but spread out to the United States (mainly East Coast New York region) and South America. A lot of family still in Italy. Lots and lots of family events.

All of the Frassetti's add each other on facebook, given fact.
Guy 1: Dayumm that girl has a nice ass
Guy 2: Obviously, shes one of those hot Frassetti girls.
Frassetti by chyeahhboy March 30, 2009

captain fuschetti 

Great PE teacher at Ensign Intermediate who often refers to egressing out onto the track, run a schoolloop, and scurvydogs.
"Hey Mr. Fuschetti are we running the mile today?"-formal student Edit Rocha
"Captain Fuschetti"- The Captain
captain fuschetti by Jain Bernard December 9, 2016

Fascheti 

Dope, tight, hot, that's what's up
Positive: Yo Roger's wedding was Fascheti!

Negative: that shit aint fascheti looks like willies hairline. Other non-fascheti examples: Smoking Crack, Meth other amphetamines, beating off with butter
Fascheti by Djwhatever July 20, 2016

Lorenzo Franchetti 

The kid everyone knows is gay but doesn't know himself
'dis "Lorenzo Franchetti" be a major fagatron.
Lorenzo Franchetti by #koolkid February 14, 2019
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