Frapport 

Flirtatious rapport

Hey mate, that waitress keeps checkin you out. "yeah, we have some great frapport".

Frapport by Maggi Loo September 25, 2014

fapportunity 

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.

Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

fapportunity by thewanderingjew22 March 21, 2012

Fapportunity 

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

Fapportunity by JerkCough February 7, 2012

fapportunity 

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.

My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.

fapportunity by shuamu May 12, 2016

booty flapport

rummaging of one's ass against anothers ass

Jan: So how was last night? Kinky?

Marsha: Oh yes, all he wanted was booty flapport.

booty flapport by Lucifer December 11, 2002

Fapportunity 

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

Fapportunity by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019

Fapportunity 

its The small window of time when all the factors become available for a person to finish a quick round of masturbation.

I missed the Fapportunity yesterday when no one was home...

Fapportunity by Musabisama August 12, 2019