Skip to main content

frankenstien 

Rolling a cigaette out of the butts you find at a local ashtray.

Astray = Public cemetary
Cig butts = Dead Bodys
Roller = Dr. Frankenstien

Usually done by the homelss and hard-up broke ass smokers
I'm gonna hit the starbucks so I can roll a frankenstien.
frankenstien by Phucker January 30, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch

frankenstien 

1.Frankenstein is a type of weed found in California

2. an ugly face
1. hello can i bye some "frankenstien".

2. dude your face is "frankenstien".
frankenstien by japo9 January 14, 2010

frankenstien 

the act of putting a strand of barbed wire into a pipe and inserting into your anus, removing the pipe while keeping the barbed wire inserted... then enjoying the pure pleasure.
i walked in on my uncle getting a frankenstien from his "friend."
frankenstien by king of knowledge September 18, 2003

frankenstien 

the lowering of the scrotum into the waiting vagina. best accomplished in the sumo ready-position
you know what rules to do to bitches? frankenstien. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopen you pizza special area to me peen
frankenstien by yanwoo July 5, 2004

frankenstien feet 

The fiercest odor known to men kind. The odor develops after a person spends long nights playing cards and drinking in the same pair of socks. The smell is compaired to a mix of rotten blogna and damp cigerettes. This odor has made the toughest of men cry while putting half dollar holes in your mothers favorite blankets. Historians call the smell "farley"

"Dave's Frankenstien feet were so bad it sank my full boat at the poker table"
"I swear to god i would rather fuck a bitch with aids then frankenstien feet"
"I let Dave barrow my nike air max sneakers and they came back flat due to his frankenstien feet"

Frankenstien's Foreskin 

The dead, scarred flesh left as the result of too much cosmetic surgery.
After having her tits do the hokey-cokey one time too many, Jordan's bust still looked great from the top,
but the underside looked like Frankenstien's foreskin.
Frankenstien's Foreskin by TheBadFire December 29, 2007

Frankenstein Penis 

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.
More from Urban Dictionary

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next