Frankensex 

n. 1. Any kind of sexual expression that does not involve the person you most want and long for as your sexual partner. 2. A dissatisfying, dispiriting, or soulless sexual encounter, including an encounter with one's self.

After Winston and Julia spent fifteen straight hours in bed, where they both had the hottest sex ever and made exquisite love multiple times, Winston had to return to his home several hundred miles away. Though he did awaken the next morning and rub one off to something interesting from a favorite adult website, the self-pleasuring still felt like Frankensex.

Frankensex by A la peche January 16, 2010

Frankenstein Penis 

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.

Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.

Frankenstein Penis by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020

Frankenstein Deck 

A Frankenstein Deck is a slide deck or PowerPoint file made up of slides borrowed from other seemingly random decks. It is usually characterized by constant changes in tense, fonts, and background color.

I'm having a hard time following this Frankenstein Deck - none of the background images are consistent, and it seems like some parts were written for different versions of the product.

Frankenstein Deck by PsychoPuppyDad October 3, 2011

frankenstein product 

in environment, a frankenstein product is any product that is made out of two or more components or materials, which while apart could have been disposed of or recycled, but are now a burden on the environment, as they can no longer be separated. it is a bad thing

a milk package is a frankenstein product since it is combined of paper and plastic.

frankenstein product by e-shy November 14, 2009

doyle wolfgang von frankenstein

Guitarist for the AWESOME horror-punk band the misfits since Danzig was with them. Brother of founding member Jerry Only. He is currently taking time off with his family and has been replaced by Dez Cadena.

just because Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein is so ripped doesn't mean he abuses steroids

doyle wolfgang von frankenstein by Honest Jackson November 5, 2004

Frankensteined 

The combination of two or more similar elements into one cohesive idea, image or item that appears seemless in presentation.

"Taking two different photographs of the same model, he Frankensteined that lingerie ad into the perfect pose!"

Frankensteined by Monkeyfuck McGrew September 24, 2005

Young Frankenstein 

A classic Mel Brooks film of 1974 shot in black and white; a horror genre spoof that tells the story of the great grandson Frederick Frankenstein and his rejection of the family business. Filled with many iconic characters and gags including the horse whinny following the mention of character name Frau Blucher, the brain of "Abby Normal", the candle/bookcase sequence, the body parts of enormouse proportions, Igor's hump, and the knockers. A 2007 Broadway musical version kept all the great jokes and threw in 20 songs, Starbucks, balls, legs, tits, deep love, erections, and a gay bar.

In the Broadway version of YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN, TV star Megan Mullally (Karen of "Will & Grace") stood on the luggage and belted the word "tits" multiple times.

Young Frankenstein by CroquetGames March 20, 2009