Francisco'd

When you know there's no school, but you don't tell your friends until the next day when they get home from school, which wasn't in session.

Person 1: You just got taken to school and school's not even in session!

Person 2: Holy shit, I just got Francisco'd! :(

by neverfranciscod October 11, 2011

San Francisco Detour

A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.

Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.

"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."

by Lah22 October 4, 2011

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is the emoticon face that visited the LGBTQ+ scratch studio (AKA the Gaehive) in June of 2021. He seems to use he/they pronouns. This is Pablo: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is our god.

by hair muncher July 25, 2022

San Francisco Disco

n. A sexual position achieved by lowering one's testicles into another's mouth, then the recipient twirls the scrotum around in his mouth with his tongue, resembling a disco ball or lights at a rave. Then the two proceed to rub each other down with soap suds while listening to Haddaway.

"Lasth night I enjoyed a San Francisco Disco at Thauliuth' houthe.
It wath phabulouth!"

by MC Derf March 5, 2008

San Francisco Door Bell

Noun—A San Francisco Door Bell is an advance warning text message sent in lieu of actually knocking upon someone's door. Particularly useful on the steep hillside residences of San Francisco.

Sent at 4:50—Hi Winkydink. Be there in five. This is your San Francisco Door Bell.

by MoreEarthier March 16, 2012

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

San Francisco Dinner Party

when two gay guys cut open each other stomachs, and eat all of their internal organs, and then cut out the mans anus and use it as a bracelet

i invited my gay friend over tonight and we had a san francisco dinner party

by Junglecattiger2 January 19, 2011