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A handsome 7’4 science teacher who will kill you if he spots you giving out blumpkins in class, he likes dinosaurs and will unalive you if you even consider for a split second that dinosaurs were ever gay! He also is a wine connoisseur!
Yeah he’s a real Fragapane
Fragapane by BEdtaduj May 7, 2025

fragapane phobia

the fear of celebrating a birthday- one who does not wish for anyone,including family and friends, to acknowledge or celebrate their birthday.
Dave: Hey Frank - we're going to dinner in the village for your birthday- wanna come?
Frank: it's not my birthday, f--k you.
Lisa: Dude, that guy has Fragapane Phobia- just leave him alone and we'll all go out for his birthday.
fragapane phobia by Sparky2 October 5, 2007

Ashley Frangipane 

A badass, strong, kind, lovely, beautiful princess with an angelic voice. She is bad at love but her lover is strange and she disses her exs!! She is my everything and I really need her:))
Herself: "She said "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die, cause we need you"
TRUE AF

ASHLEY FRANGIPANE IS PERFECT
PERIOD.

Frangipane 

Thick spunk with the slight aroma of almonds. Usually with a yellow tint.
Boy1: Dude! I think I just Frangipaned your mom.

Wifey: Darren, do you smell almonds?
Darren: Don’t worry wifey, when I blew my load on your tits earlier I noticed I had a bit of a frangipane leak.
Wifey: Oh again? You really should get that looked at.

frapanese 

French Japanese people.
(It's not urban but lets make it urban.)
Hes french, no hes japanese. NO, HES FRAPANESE!
frapanese by Weeky woo February 20, 2005

Fragapanophobia 

A persistent and irrational fear of breaking fragile objects, especially sentimental or emotionally valuable ones. Sufferers often avoid handling delicate items due to the anxiety of damaging them.
Ever since he shattered his mother’s favorite porcelain figurine, Jake has developed fragapanophobia. He even wraps his phone in three cases now.”
Fragapanophobia by Ragnaboss July 15, 2025