the fear of celebrating a birthday- one who does not wish for anyone,including family and friends, to acknowledge or celebrate their birthday.
Dave: Hey Frank - we're going to dinner in the village for your birthday- wanna come?
Frank: it's not my birthday, f--k you.
Lisa: Dude, that guy has Fragapane Phobia- just leave him alone and we'll all go out for his birthday.
Frank: it's not my birthday, f--k you.
Lisa: Dude, that guy has Fragapane Phobia- just leave him alone and we'll all go out for his birthday.
by Sparky2 September 23, 2007
A handsome 7’4 science teacher who will kill you if he spots you giving out blumpkins in class, he likes dinosaurs and will unalive you if you even consider for a split second that dinosaurs were ever gay! He also is a wine connoisseur!
by BEdtaduj May 08, 2025
A scientist/teacher who has low awareness towards mold farms being in his room! He also loves dinosaurs but if you ask him if dinosaurs were ever gay… well let’s just say it won’t end well for you
by BEdtaduj April 30, 2025