(Fon-Tan-Ez) Badass puertorican hippies that drive beetles and run really fast. probably the prettiest people ever and are tight with jesus. YEA YEAAAAAAA
1) (NOUN) You don't have a chance with that girl, thats a FONTONES.
2) (Adj.) He got all FONTONES on his ass.
3) (VERB) Lets go FONTONES him up yo.
2) (Adj.) He got all FONTONES on his ass.
3) (VERB) Lets go FONTONES him up yo.
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