foxoon

A wild fox and a wild raccoon mate
It’s a weird animal that will explain the weird noise at night you hear in the woods. Also the animal looks much like a fox on its hind legs running holding something in its paws. Often stealing fruit and sweets.
How to identify is a fox with burglar eyes.

What was that animal “ I think that was a fox.” She said
“No that was a raccoon” he said.
“What” we said….it’s a foxoon!!!
“A foxoon” we both said…

foxoon by Janequa 420 June 13, 2021

Fopoon 

When people who are either, drunk, dumb, on drugs, or who are not educated Do not know the correct term for a spoon-fork, which is called a spork not a fopoon

Oy mate could ya pass me that fopoon
I can't eat this watermelon with a fork, I need a fopoon

Fopoon by I’m the sock around your heart March 19, 2018

Reverse Foxton 

A Reverse Foxton is a woman who tapes her chest, and glues a dildo to her vagina.

Quite similar to a transsexual.

Wow, is that a Reverse Foxton or just a really ugly woman?

Reverse Foxton by crazytechfan August 10, 2009

Foxtons Knot 

An excessively large knot on a tie. Typically sported by the recently-graduated, commission-hungry employees of a London-based chain of Estate Agents.

"Look at the Foxtons Knot on the guy in the racing green Mini"

Foxtons Knot by Pottsy February 17, 2005

Fopoon 

The alpha way to say spork

Yo Bryce can you pass the fopoon Deeg I can't eat this watermelon with a fork or spoon.

Fopoon by Tackto January 22, 2019

Fopoon 

The cool kid name for a spoon-fork. Lowly peasants may call it a "spork". But only true Gods who have reached peak No Nut level are aware of this "spork"'s true name. The Fopoon.

May I borrow a Fopoon, good gentleman?

Ah, a man of culture, I see. Please do borrow this lovely Fopoon of mine.

Fopoon by sooii November 23, 2019

Fopoon 

Modified version of a fork and a spoon

I eat ramon noodles with a fopoon, it’s less dishes

Fopoon by mgindahouse March 14, 2018