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A treatable illness caused by over consumption of right-wing media. Symptoms include paranoia, fear, outrage, and in severe cases, physical violence. Not limited to TV, Foxitis can be contracted through a toxic diet of right-wing social media platforms, podcasts, and talk radio. Foxitis is reinenforced in the brain by algorithms that drive recommended content. The disease is not permanent. Successful treatment includes deliberate exploration of other media, especially foreign outlets (BBC, ITV, CBC) that offer diverse views of how and why the world works. Deliberate consumption of diverse views changes the patient’s social media algorithms, thereby changing the course of the illness. Also see Foxmania.
I now realize I was suffering from Foxitis at Thanksgiving, when I called my cousin (who works on Wall Street) a socialist communist.
Foxitis by Bran Stark May 11, 2021
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Foxity • FOXITIS • Foxify • faxity • Fixity • FOITYS • foxily • foxitude • Foxtyke • Fox it
The state of being psychologically and emotionally manipulated by a major news source with ulterior motives, usually political in nature
"Your honor, my client was led to believe that he would be allowed entry into the Capitol without any repercussions. He was clearly suffering from Foxitis."
FOXITIS by Major Look May 6, 2021

foxitude 

being and extreme, passionate, overwhelming, loin quivering hotness!
so hot one feels the need to sit down
oh lawdy, jim morrison is muchly plagued with the foxitude
foxitude by PirateSuki September 12, 2005
The act of taking a story, throwing out the majority of the facts, building up the sensationalism and entertainment value, then presenting it as news.
The Foxify version; A drunken Armadillo takes car for a joy ride!

The facts; A wayward Armadillo crossing the freeway is hit by a car and rolls up on the hood causing the driver to swerve off the road.
Foxify by Roger Halunen January 30, 2007
A term used to confuse a guy in vegas via text after he asks "what are you doing" at 2:23am. ? and he responds with "Yes Please"
girl: I gave that guy that bought me drinks my number. He just texted me what am I doing, what should i say?

friend: *grabs phone.... "FIXITY!"
Fixity by Vegas ready October 22, 2011
a faxity is a person thats every good looking person but they sure do have a horrible life.
wow! did you see that hot faxity yesterday?

that faxity guy is so broken you can see by looking him in the eyes.
faxity by faxitylover812 December 7, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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