FOITYS

Fear of "I told you so". A derivative of FOMO (fear of missing out), FOITYS afflicts people who want to try something unconventional but are afraid if they are proven wrong people will say "I told you so."

Person A: I am considering moving to the East side.

Person B: But that is so GU!!

Person A: Great, now I have FOITYS

FOITYS by zakshrmn April 1, 2009

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FOITS

Acronym for Fuck Off Into The Sea.

More permanent than "fuck off": you don't just want this person/thing to go away, you want it to march right into the waves and sink to the watery deep, never to bother you or anyone else again. Mostly used on Twitter.

@person: (5 bad tweets replying to someone they don't even follow)
@other_person: Randos with boring opinions who think they deserve your attention can FOITS.

FOITS by garaden September 25, 2015

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Fortysixism

Fortysixism is a religion created by a group of normal human beings with 46 chromosomes, no more or less, from Southern Spain. It opposes the religion of "retardism", a religion created by a group of spackers with more than 46 chromosomes. The hierarchy of fortysixism is: God, Queen/King, Prophet, Follower, in that order.

"I met Sean yesterday, he's such faggot I decided to join fortysixism."
"If the retard runs at you, call fortysixism for reinforcements."

Fortysixism by llufhjhhg October 11, 2017

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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