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four-eyed-fuck 

a word used as a put-down. it is a person that wears glasses and is a person you do not like.
four-eyed-fuck by Bob January 13, 2007

four eyed tin can 

An insult for someone with with glasses and braces
Bruh that dude is a four eyed tin can

four eyed fister 

When someone wearing glasses comes out of nowhere and fists you in the ass.
Cooper met the four eyed fister last night and had to learn how to walk again.

four eyed cunt 

Four eyed cunt a miserable cunt with glasses usually born into money and has an ego as big as texas.This twat is so miserable he owns a business and told his staff at Christmas time there is no bonus but pockets a wad that would choke a racehorse.Also the type that would have hidden cameras to spy on staff the peeping tom four eyed cunt
Hey did Wes give you a gift card this year?
Nah man he is a miserable four eyed cunt
four eyed cunt by Ragnar Loddbrok October 14, 2018

Four eyed person 

She is a four eyed person.

Two eyed four eyed cunt 

Lester from GTA
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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