An inspiring generation living in a jar, which screams with one voice, smiles with one face, but brings help with a thousand hands and a single dollar in their pocket plus a dream.
A queer farming male from Market Rasen. Likes drinking wife-beating beers and eating sausages ten times a day. A Fussey is obsessed with Keiran Lee porn, and generally tends to masturbate during fire alarms.
A Fussey always wears a hoody, and listens to shitty Eminem at ridiculous volumes. They like to flood their university bedrooms and make their flatmates suffer with the awful mouldy carpet smell for weeks.
Absolutely horrendous flirting with a bird, equivalent of a war crime. Often just nodding and responding ‘aye’ to everything she says and laughing awkwardly.