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Fortnication 

When two grown ass adults have gone on at least 12 dates and have yet to bump ugliest because they're both awkward AF. They're upcoming date involves building a fort with the intention of bang-a-rangin for the 1st time inside of said fort.
Yo bro, Kim is comin over for a lil bit of fortnication tonight, we're gonna build a fort and bang-a-rang in it for the 1st time. Can we please have the apartment to ourselves?
Fortnication by Kim needs a him February 12, 2021
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Alien Fornication 

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"
That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

formication 

To feel like there are bugs crawling all over you.
I hate the feeling of formication...oh wait, this isn't formication! I am sitting on an ant hole! Eek!!
formication by Aly March 26, 2005

fornication agglomeration 

A cluster fuck, as described in polite company.
Yes, Reverend, tcompany.the parking situation downtown is a real fornication agglomeration.

fornication 

consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other
fornication by holly August 26, 2003

fornication vacation 

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.
After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.

fornicationship 

(n) A relationship based purely on the physical aspects, with no romantic involvement that occurs after hooking up with the same person for a minimum of two to three times.
Jane: "I hooked up with John last night"
Alice: "That's the fourth time in the past two week! You're totally in a fornicationship"

Ryan: "Dude the whole relationship thing is bogus. All you need in life is a good fornicationship with some chick"
Freddie: "Now that would be ideal"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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