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The feeling you get when you've been apologized to by a politician, yet you feel like they've just said, "Go fuck yourself!"

When a mayor of a city, let's say of the size of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, makes an apology that leaves you with the feeling that they just didn't mean it and were telling you where to go is fordnication.

fordnication by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 18, 2013

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fordnication

Having your head up your ass so far that you can't hear anything reasonable people say. Only the sounds of your friends and social conservatives can reach that far up your colon.

Especially relevant to the head of Ford Nation, currently the premiere of Ontario, a wannabe Trump.

Example:

The head of Ford Nation (The FordNicator): Let's let the folks have their say on this policy.
Folks: We don't like the policy
FordNicator: The process has been highjacked by special interests!

Premier Ford continues the fordnication of the province of Ontario by ignoring the desires of the majority and catering to a vocal minority all while appointing his friends to senior positions.

Premier Ford fordnicated his old political enemies out of jobs in a spasm of political revenge.

Premier Ford fordnicated City of Toronto councilors whom voted against his brother in the past by arbitrarily reducing the size of city council.

fordnication by right2bleft December 19, 2018

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Alien Fornication

For anything completly out of this world!
Came about after watching a Video on the Famous soccer player Ronaldiniho's ball skills which it could only be reffured to as " Alien Fornication"

That is some "Alien Fornication" Right there.
You are the Bi-Product of "Alien Fornication"
nothing more to be said except.. that was "fornicated"
Exceptional "Alien Fornication"

Alien Fornication by Danny G and Paulie Majt February 11, 2008

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formication

To feel like there are bugs crawling all over you.

I hate the feeling of formication...oh wait, this isn't formication! I am sitting on an ant hole! Eek!!

formication by Aly March 26, 2005

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fornication agglomeration

A cluster fuck, as described in polite company.

Yes, Reverend, tcompany.the parking situation downtown is a real fornication agglomeration.

fornication agglomeration by Entropolous February 11, 2019

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fornication

consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other

fornication by holly August 26, 2003

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fornication vacation

A trip where the sole purpose is to get laid. See Spring Break, Mardi Gras.

After a stressful break-up with my girlfriend, it was time to take a fornication vacation.

fornication vacation by toast455 July 28, 2005

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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