1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.

1.) Don't look at me... The fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on what was going on at Fornits.

Fornits by ILoveLucy February 4, 2007

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Forbitron

A bed building robot created by the Anderson’s and sent back in time to build beds for every college student in the US. When spoken to he often replies simply “Roy-bot, a cheeseburger eating machine”. That’s the only response he is programmed to say. Thought also to be some relation to the magician “The Great Forbini”. Lastly he is prone to asking a lot of questions due to his lack of upgrade capability.

That Forbitron sure can swing a mallet.

That Forbitron sure does ask a lot of questions.
Forbitron’s hands are really red from beating that mallet.

Forbitron by Willy Lump Lump December 19, 2018

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Fornite

Its a game for Virgins to play during the day and night.

The best game for Virgins is Fornite.

Fornite by Maya baddass February 21, 2018

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ovarian fortitude

strength, fearlessness, boldness

I finally had the ovarian fortitude to dump his ass.

ovarian fortitude by enigmaticatbest September 6, 2010

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