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Fortitude 

The altitude of the foreskin
The entire Bangles team was caught in the locker room trying to find out who had the highest fortitude.

When you measure your Weiner you start at the bottom, due to the fact that the balls are the base of the Weiner. You measure from the first ball wrinkle to the hole in the tip of said sexual organ. Somewhere in between is the foreskin and wherever it is on your Weiner is known as the fortitude. The altitude of the foreskin
Fortitude by DirtsDictionary January 14, 2023

Fortitude Save 

In roleplaying, a save one rolls to resist certain effects, such as poison, sleep, fatigue, etc. Based on the Constitution score.
"Make a fortitude save."

"I rolled a one."

"You die of poisoning."
Fortitude Save by fanficbug May 15, 2006

Fortitude Valley 

Fortitude Valley (The Valley), a suburb directly north-east of Brisbane CBD known for it's clubs, music, drugs and alcohol, violence, homeless, gay clubs and adult entertainment, The Valley is also directly next to New Farm which has the largest homosexual population in Brisbane.

Most youths profer The Valley to The City to go out on weekends with more clubs and resturants and a much more chilled out laid back drugy vibe, The Valley also attracts lots of freaks, drug users/criminals, raging homosexuals and homeless, but there is a strong police presence and lots of people so it is generally safe.
Person 1: "I hate clubbing in the city its full of drunk cunts"

Person 2: "yeah lets go to the valley (Fortitude Valley) and pop pills!"
Fortitude Valley by dayvidrx October 7, 2008

Rectal Fortitude 

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.
The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

testicular fortitude 

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude
He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.
testicular fortitude by weave March 16, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2010

ovarian fortitude 

I finally had the ovarian fortitude to dump his ass.
ovarian fortitude by enigmaticatbest September 6, 2010
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