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1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.
1.) Don't look at me... The fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on what was going on at Fornits.
Fornits by ILoveLucy February 4, 2007
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1.) From an obscure short story called Ballad of the Flexible Bullet, by Stephen King; nothing but good, wholesome, all American terror and gore. Fornits are a manifestation of insanity in the form of very small, beings who live under the keyboards of writers and who ghost write brilliant, award-winning work by jumping up and down on the keys.

2.) A popular site, which is home to a variety of open and, for the most part, unmoderated forums, primarily dealing with the Troubled Teen industry, with a couple of lifestyle/general interest topics into the mix.
1.) Don't look at me... the fornits had me write it!
2.) I got the low-down on the place at Fornits.
Fornits by ILoveLucy December 14, 2008

forniscopodium 

a gazebo, pavilion, kiosk, or similar structure located in the front yard of a private home, usually prominent, sometimes garish, and intentionally viewable as a means of "one upping the Joneses"
Not only did the new owners tear down the old historic home, they built an oversized McMansion with a hideous forniscopodium and a tiered fountain out front.
Its a game for Virgins to play during the day and night.
The best game for Virgins is Fornite.
Fornite by Maya baddass February 21, 2018
A game played mostly by guys who have no girlfriend . If they have a girlfriend most the time they are giving fornite more attention than their girlfriend . They steady post their wins on Snapchat like anyone gives a fuck ,which no one does !
Girl - My boyfriend never pays me attention.

Friend - if he plays fornite that’s why.
Fornite by Alison Kate May 14, 2018
Is a game , where guys only care and not care about their gf, and like what’s the company number , I’m saving people relationships here
Fornite is a dumb game , and they will die just for playing that
Fornite by Wassupits me March 4, 2018

fornitura 

Spanish twist on an English word, with several meanings and uses

1. a person of little to no self drive, who needs to be moved around and pushed around to get them to do something.

2. a friend who promised to do something and then renegued for no good reason, especially if this is his or her usual behavior

can be shortened to "forni" as in "que forni eres" when talking to the person being described by the word
Mi fornitura hermano quedo conmigo en llevarme los muebles hoy a casa, pero nunca llego.

Quedaste mal conmigo, que forni eres.
fornitura by Rebe September 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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