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fornifriend 

a friend with which one fornicates casually with on an ongoing or occasional basis.

a modern, more sophisticated synonym of the term "fuckbuddy"
John, meet my fornifriend Sally.

Together? No way, they're just fornifriends.

She's one of my best fornifriends.
fornifriend by eslampiece September 8, 2005

fortifying 

Another word for "rigging" when applied to elections.

Often used by legacy media after collaborating in rigged elections.
After fortifying the election, Kim Jong-un won 100% of the vote in North Korea.
fortifying by Nihilist_Viking February 5, 2021

fornificopia

A cornucopia of fornication, a gathering in one place of a lot of people who enjoy fornication, like a cheesey porn convention. The actual name of the event.
Hey Clemm, are ya kumming with me an Bobby Sue to

Fornificopia next week, Eyes got cha a ticket.
Eyes herd dat Ron Jerome s gonna be dare.
fornificopia by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010
Fuckin bangin replacement for man up or grow a pair for when you'd rather sound RPG than accidentally perpetuate an archaic sense of male chauvinism.
"Hey man, finish this bowl."

"No dude, I'm baked as it is."

"Fuckin Fortify."
Fortify by DragonDildo November 15, 2017
One shade shy of fortify. Loosely derivative of fortification. Not to be confused with dreams of Californication.
I need to forcify that shit! I'm bringing my game m'fer.
forcify by L'annexe June 14, 2018

fornification 

two people who are not married to eachother or dating eachother having sexual relations.
jackass: dude, i slept with a prostitute last night...

jackass's friend: you fagass thats total fornification.
fornification by bubbahspizzarks December 22, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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