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Fornicologize 

The process of seeking forgiveness from a friend or roommate following the act of sexual intercourse, with another individual, on said friend's furniture, appliances, or personal belongings.
Even though my roommate continues to fornicologize, I'm still pissed that there are so many stains on my grandmother's leather couch.

forensicologist

1. One who employs the use of science and/or technology to investigate and establish facts in criminal or civil court cases is a forensicologist.

2. One who by virtue of experience, training, and/or education is qualified to give expert opinion testimony in a criminal or civil proceding in a court of compotent jurisdiction.
A medical practitioner called by either side or by the court to give expert opinion testimony concerning physical and/or monetary damage sustained by a party in litigation is a forensicologist.

Frolicologist 

A person who studies and researches the benefits of playful, joyful, childlike, unrestrained, silly and lively movement or activity.

The team at Blue Chip Minds coined the term to describe members of their team who were studying frolicology - the science of play.
"The Frolicologist paid close attention while they objectively and subjectively recorded the changes in a persons level of stress, their heart rate and idea generation pre and post playful activity"
Frolicologist by Golen Buddha August 23, 2019

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026