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Norwegian Forrest Cat 

The single most majestic of all beings, mythological or of this universe; rivaled only by the Unicat and the Unicorn. No picture of one actually exists. Someone once tried to take a picture of one and the camera suddenly exploded because that amount of awesomeness cannot be contained in a single picture. The Norwegian Forrest Cat is said to only appear to those worthy of it's distinction. If by chance one appears in your room during the night do not be frightened; you are clearly the spawn of Fergie and Jesus.
John: HOLY SHIT a Norwegian Forrest Cat just flew into my room!12!!

Marcus: Your parents are Fergie and Jesus??!@?!

lipular forestation

a condition in females where facial hair, particularly above the lip, becomes unkept and therefore noticeable from a distance of at least six feet.
How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?

As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.
lipular forestation by rlh06 December 21, 2010

De-forestation 

Maggie never learned about de-forestation. Someone needs to vacuum that carpet...
De-forestation by Sara Lou September 24, 2007

forestbating

The euphoric release experienced deep in a natural forest. A shortened version of the term forest bathing.
Today we had some great forestbating up on Ajax Mountain
forestbating by Callthesuper June 3, 2023