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bitch-fortunate 

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.

Forceunteered 

To be forcibly volunteered to do something by your peers because no-one else can be bothered.
"I was forceunteered to be the student representative by my tutor group"
Forceunteered by John Deathrhino October 23, 2012

Forceunteer 

To force someone to partake in an activity or to do something that is "voluntary" against their wishes. Normally this is because you, or no-one else in a group of people can be bothered to do the task in question.
"I forceunteer James to be the Guinea-Pig, He's the weakest of us all!"

"Bleh, I can't be bothered to walk the dog... Son, I forceunteer you to do it"
Forceunteer by Dr John Deathrhino October 25, 2012

fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
fortunate son by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.
When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background
Fortunate Son by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

Fortunate Son

The song my Grandpa hates to hear especially when there is a helicopter nearby
Me: Oh, Fortunate Son just came on!

Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHH