footy head

or also known as FOOTY JOCKS, calling every1 else gay when they wear tight shorts, singlets and pull their socks up, grabbing each other by their asses.

typical place to find at the local pub/bar or on a party bus on a friday/saturday night doing a pub craw in a big group trying to pick a fight with 1 person cuz they are all so weak.

trying their hardest to pick up any girl, then if not succsessfull the date rape drugs come out and the next morning all over the news headlines.

bloody footy head (footy jocks), noisy, rowdy, bunch of loosers, u look at them twice they get parronoide and think u wanna start a fight.

by footy jocks August 14, 2006

footy head

footy head - dicks,unintelligent,moronic,bitches,wana be,try hard losers who grab each others balls while thinking they r good at sport and girls. this is not everyone that plays footy as most of them are cool. dick fucks.

Harry Dawson and casey akinson
"haha ratty"
hugh"
hahahahahahaha ...................Footy
.........hay...........Footy" etc."im a dick nob"

by James November 22, 2004

Footy Head

A footy head is a person who love the game of rugby. Furthermore, it is a person who knows all the facts about the game of rugby. Also a footy head is someone who always has a rugby ball in their hands.

That guy is such a footy head.

by footy head123 August 19, 2023

Footy headache

An imiginary illness one makes up to avoid socialising with his friends.

Jake - “Hey Ben.... wanna go out for a drink tonight?”

Ben - “can’t the boys. I have footy headache.... my head is throbbing from playing footy.”
Jake - “again? Is that even a thing?”
Ben - “yeh”
Jake - “no worries bro.”

by Snakekss11 June 14, 2019

Foot-head

Verb.

The act of mounting one’s foot or both feet on top of a partner’s head during sexual intercourse. Often done in a demeaning or aggressive manner typically from the “doggy-style” position.

Alternative forms: foot-headed, foot-heading

“DAMN bro, last night shawty asked to get degraded so I straight up put my crusty ass toes on her head.”

Holy shit, you foot-headed?!?

by Bussy-slayer December 8, 2022

two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.

Don Bysouth: two foot head

by Suzettah February 20, 2009

footyheads

The plural of footyhead, also known as champion. Footyheads are a bunch of boys who believe that they are the top dogs of the school. Footyheads come in large packs with several following behind them trying to fit in. These large packs have very broad shoulders and a very very deep voices. Keep your distance as if you look at them twice they will think you want a fight. You will here them chanting; lets go, champion, i back it and several other sayings. All of them have nicknames and secret handshakes. They are the best at every sport and know every player. They may also like to cause riots and loud cheers to show off to other males. if you are sitting next to them you will find them copying you as the are unintelligent. Beware they may jump and hit each other on the chest.

Normal Male: "look at these boys i wish i was just like those guys are so cool."
Normal Male: *looks at them again*
Footyheads: *the pack turns*
Footyheads: "wat you say champion, you wanna fight zanebruh get him"
Footyheads in back of pack: "I back it chief, swing bruhh you wouldnt

Footyheads: "nahhh you wouldnt champion"
Normal Male: *turns around* * walks other way* "nevermind footyheads are to cool for me smh my head"
Footyheads: "Take a walk champion"

by Ruebs2_ February 23, 2018