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greek foot ball

dude, i was watching an intense game of greek foot ball yesterday
greek foot ball by headcase12345 October 23, 2011

bedroom foot ball 

Playing foot ball in a persons room and tackling eachother ito objects such as walls and tables, breaking things.
Boys, stop playing bedroom football, you are going to break something.
bedroom foot ball by jack Os December 7, 2002

foot ball 

Nuclear retardation diesease where foot grows out of testi satchel
My uncle went to chernobyl and came back with a bad case of foot ball.
foot ball by General Asswipe July 7, 2006

five-foot balla 

A Five-foot balla is a young (generally white) male aged 12-14 who acts like a gangster but has no business doing so. Five-foot ballas are a pain in the ass, in contrast to four-foot ballas, who are awesome.
That dance was bullshit, man. There were LGs and five-foot ballas all over the place.
five-foot balla by Tristano January 18, 2009

10,000 foot ball smasher 

When a man jumps out of a jumbo jet at 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute, lands on a trampoline, then lands on to a fence nearby smashing his testicles.
"hey man, did you hear, that skydiver forgot his parachute and he did a 10,000 foot ball smasher in mr. jenkin's yard"

bedroom foot ball 

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex
Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*
bedroom foot ball by Benji December 14, 2002
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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