A mighty Australian Rules fotball team which trades under the name Wstern Bulldogs.
Established in 1883, the Footscray players have a notorious reputatio of being ruggged and uncompromising, and are known for ripping apart their opposition unmercilessly. And they also play football on the weekend.
The visiting team expects to receive a typical local greeting upon arrival in Footscray, which usually involves being attacked with ninja stars and nunchucks and then being turned into dim sims and served up at local Chinese restaurant - Jimmy Wongs - for 50 cents per serving.
Oh, you are playing the Footscray Bulldogs this week...Have you written you packed soy sauce?
A guy meets a girl in the street and it gets romantic. Guy finds a half empty stubbie (beerbottle), drinks the rest, breaks the bottle and slashes the girl's throat through the centrum trachea and then makes love to the gaping wound.
Yo dog! I just gave this sluzza a Footscray Bow-tie!
Shithole just out past north melbourne also known as footislavia because of it's former high eastern european population; now highly populated by asians and muslems
A method of conflict resolution in neighbourhood disputes, whereby the party who believes that they have been wronged over a minor misdemeanour, places a bag of dog faeces in the offending neighbour's mailbox, douses them with a half a cup of metho / 2 stroke fuel etc and sets them on fire.
(Relating to Footscray, a particularly rough / working class suburb in Melbourne, Australia.)
"Man! Kylie Minogue was so pissed, she went over to the other side of Ramsay Street and gave Jason Donovan a Footscray barbecue!"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.