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Foothill Horizons Summer Camp 

The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.
Example 1

Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.

Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

Example 2

Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!

Foothill High School

The greatest high school on the planet. Represented by the great, proud, and mighty.

Foothill High is best known for it's dominating Football team, which always beats the rival team, Amador Valley High School every year.

The school's colors are blue and gold. It is located in Pleasanton, CA, and is a top school in the nation.
How great is Foothill High School? Obviously way better than Amador!

Foothill Ranch 

Small city in Orange County, CA. Middle of nowhere. Populated with shiny-haired brats and white guys.
Harold: Where do you live?
Oswald: Ugh. Foothill Ranch.
Foothill Ranch by Bob Deng January 24, 2009

Foothill Ranch 

A rich-kid small town where kids and adults get whatever they want. Girls are Sluts and the guys think they are the shit. The houses are big and their first cars are BMW's and Mercedes. If you live in the good part of Foothill your crazy rich.
Kids in Foothill Ranch get crazy cars BEFORE they can drive.
Foothill Ranch by Watermelon23 October 20, 2011

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping 

America as a nation defined in a single word
"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden

Catalina Foothills 

An affluent suburb of Tucson, Arizona where people move to when they can't afford to live in California.
"I felt like trash living in SoCo because people with real money there live in $2,000,000+ homes so I moved to a $500,000 house in Catalina Foothills so blue-collar Tucsonans think I'm rich."
Catalina Foothills by EA888 July 30, 2013