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foot ball 

Nuclear retardation diesease where foot grows out of testi satchel
My uncle went to chernobyl and came back with a bad case of foot ball.
foot ball by General Asswipe July 7, 2006

greek foot ball

dude, i was watching an intense game of greek foot ball yesterday
greek foot ball by headcase12345 October 23, 2011

bedroom foot ball 

Playing foot ball in a persons room and tackling eachother ito objects such as walls and tables, breaking things.
Boys, stop playing bedroom football, you are going to break something.
bedroom foot ball by jack Os December 7, 2002

10,000 foot ball smasher 

When a man jumps out of a jumbo jet at 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute, lands on a trampoline, then lands on to a fence nearby smashing his testicles.
"hey man, did you hear, that skydiver forgot his parachute and he did a 10,000 foot ball smasher in mr. jenkin's yard"

bedroom foot ball 

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex
Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*
bedroom foot ball by Benji December 14, 2002

off brand foot ball 

The boys and I going to play some off brand foot ball tonight!
off brand foot ball by billy bomb February 22, 2024
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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