big fat peepee

big fat peepee. Ok time to analyze.
Big: Substantial in size
Fat: Plump, well filled out
PeePee: Male reproductive organ (baby making machine part 1)
Put'em together and you get a sizable well filled out male reproductive organ. Damn if you needed the urban dic for this I suggest you finish elementary school.

Also used as an insult many times adding "head" to the end.
Oh shit. I was at the stalls the other day and being the stupid gay fuck that I am I looked over at the guy next to me and I noticed that he had a big fat peepee! Man, girls would get pregnant just looking at that thing!

In an insult:
Hey what kind of big fat peepee head are you? Only a big fat peepee pushes other kids off the swings!
by Benji June 25, 2004
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banana problem

This term is derived from the story of the little girl who knew how to spell the word “banana” but didn’t know when to stop. This often relates to constant attempts to fix a computer.
i fix the same banana problem on your ghey computer everytime i come over here.
by Benji March 05, 2005
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blung blong

by benji September 15, 2004
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bedroom foot ball

When young boys "play football" in their room, normally just a chance to jump on top of each other on their beds and have a good time gay sex
Lets go play football in my room *wink wink*
by Benji December 14, 2002
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fuckjack

A word to define someone for whom the word "jackfuck" does not do his/her true description justice
"Neil, you...you...fuckjack."
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wreck shop

1. (verb)- the act of destruction upon anything
2. (verb)- describing a state of complete annihilation and own-age
3. As a substitution for the word rally, "I'm going to go in there and wreck shop on those fools" as opposed to "I'm going in to rally them"

4. The phrase "wreck shop" is believed to have been originated in the early 17th century in the Swiss Alps, where an old man who had been working in the same workshop for the past 47 years (rumors are unclear of whether he was a shoemaker or jeweler, another popular story is he made watches but whatever the case he made preformed some tedious actions to make the same product over a long period of time). After his years of faithful servitude he one day lost his mind and threw tools and benches all over the place creating mass destruction to his working environment. Because of his unpredicted actions of havoc the shop was never re-constructed and was believed to be cursed. This led to the use of the combination of the two common words "wreck" and "shop" to describe an event of mass local destruction. The phrase went out of saying in around 1654 but came into rapid reemergence in the late 21st century in Santa Cruz California. Wrecking Shop can be compared to the once popular phrase of “Going Postal” only “going postal” usually involves homicide while “wrecking shop” refers to destruction (although it can be stressed to include human destruction).
1. After the CIA broke into the 36 year old drug dealer's pad and overturned every item insight, breaking into filing cabinets and pictures the left the scene empty handed. Upon returning to his crib the drug dealer quickly called his mentor a Columbian drug lord describing the situation by saying "the po-pos just wrecked shop upon my place" (notice the contradiction between the police and the CIA is intentional to undermine the intelligence of 36 year old drug dealers).
2.After beating the victim senseless and robbing him of all valuables the bandits deciding a state of shop wreckage (note the word order can be switched only in a group of common "wreck shop" phrase users). had occurred and left him in peace.
by Benji November 06, 2004
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nameen

"Hey Nameen, pump 3 and a lotto ticket"
by Benji July 22, 2004
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